Welcome, Dear Reader, to my place in the cosmos! It’s cold out there in that “Real World”, so please come into mine. Come in and be comfortable; we’ll light a fire…or should I say “build a fire”? Perhaps the fire will happen naturally, without paper or matches. Perhaps the “heat of attraction” will warm the room; or perhaps the intensity will become so great that the room becomes steamy! Do bring your imagination, for the strongest yet most sensitive erogenous zone is the mind. Just like muscles, the more it is exercised, the stronger it becomes.

I invite you to spend time with me. Page through my mind and leaf through the stories that I have to offer. What is your pleasure? Do you enjoy variety? Let me offer you my little erotic “buffet” in the form of Sweet Nothings and Sweet Nothings 2. Contemporary romance, humor, gothic adventure, farce, touching tenderness, all can be found between the covers of Sweet Nothings.

Do you prefer a series that follows the personal and sexual maturing of a naïve young man under the guidance of an older, red-headed bombshell? Come along while she leads him through her world of undreamed sensuality as their relationship becomes stronger with each experience. Enjoy those special Trailer Park Nights and witness as lust turns to love!

We will inevitably part, as all lovers must, but DO check in regularly. When Randall gets busy, Randall gets bad! And when Randall gets bad…it’s SO good! New offerings will make their way to my table on a regular basis. Sweet, spicy, hot, and tasty offerings to take your breath away and leave you swe…perspiring! After all, ladies don’t sweat… or do they? Stop in and find out! I am,

Your most humble and obedient servant,

Randall Lang